Welcome To The Vortex

HEAR THE VORTEX:

The vortex is here for whatever you need!

I AM BECOME VORTEX

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You can't handle the vortex!!!

I visited the vortex and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

TOO VORTEX 4 U

WHEN YOU APPROACH THE EVENT HORIZON OF THE VORTEX, YOU BEGIN TO FEEL THE SLUDGIFICATION™ OF YOUR BRAIN. THIS IS GOOD, SLUDGIFICATION™ IS NATURAL. MIX IT UP!

Vortex 1 is cracking with vibrant rage.

Vortex 2 sings forever in the distant hours.

Vortex 3 will upset you for no particular reason.

Vortex 4 knows all the best legal loopholes.

Vortex 5 is crying softly in the antechamber.

Vortex 6 is dead and everyone has gone home.

Vortex 7 is a clown that performs in front of an audience of nobody.

Vortex here! Get your hot and spicy vortex goodness here!

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